I’ve never been married and I have no children. Society looks at me cross-eyed like I’m a freak.
Divorced 3 times? Perfectly normal.
5 kids with 4 different women? Perfectly natural.
Never married and no kids? What’s wrong with him?
Go fuck yourself, society.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (USA, 1982)
If you don’t cry when E.T. is all white and dying and shit, you’re a fucking monster.
Make yourself laugh. Fuck everybody else.
My saucy personality goes great with egg noodles.
Bask in your ridiculousness.
There is a certain analogy there I feel, and contrast is, after all, God’s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation, or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy, designed to create a career opportunity for the family idiot.
Screen tests for Something’s Got To Give, 1962.
Stunning to the very end.
Some Muppets just want to watch the world burn.
It was nice to know you when I knew you.
You can’t truly call yourself a DJ if you can’t transformer scratch.