The Monster At The End

I’ll never understand the fascination with golden showers. Pissing on people just seems gross. If you feel the need to degrade somebody, just cum on their face like a normal person. 

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True Muppetfucking Monsters can C-Walk.

Jonathan Mardukas: Did she hurt you, Jack? 

Jack Walsh: Yeah, she did. 

Jonathan Mardukas: I’m sorry. 

Jack Walsh: What’re you sorry about? 

Jonathan Mardukas: I’m sorry you’re hurt. 

Jack Walsh: I’m not hurt. 

Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt. 

Jack Walsh: I’m not hurt. 

Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said “Yeah, I’m hurt.” 

Jack Walsh: That’s because you made me say that. 

Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you’re a grown man. You’re in control of your own words. 

Jack Walsh: You’re goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up.

Jonathan Mardukas: Did she hurt you, Jack?

Jack Walsh: Yeah, she did.

Jonathan Mardukas: I’m sorry.

Jack Walsh: What’re you sorry about?

Jonathan Mardukas: I’m sorry you’re hurt.

Jack Walsh: I’m not hurt.

Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt.

Jack Walsh: I’m not hurt.

Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said “Yeah, I’m hurt.”

Jack Walsh: That’s because you made me say that.

Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you’re a grown man. You’re in control of your own words.

Jack Walsh: You’re goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up.

Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.

Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.

GPOYW: How ‘bout them Sharks?

GPOYW: How ‘bout them Sharks?

Tom and Jerry ~ Blue Cat Blues

Not all cartoons have happy endings.

Happy Easter.

Happy Easter.

The Rentals ~ Friends Of P.

If you’re down with P, well then you’re down with me.

Hey Malkovich, think fast!

Hey Malkovich, think fast!

You will tell me when those lambs stop screaming, won’t you?

You will tell me when those lambs stop screaming, won’t you?

Take it easy, you won’t lose him now. We had him 10 years ago when he decided to be somebody. Believe me, I’ve seen enough to know. 

Take it easy, you won’t lose him now. We had him 10 years ago when he decided to be somebody. Believe me, I’ve seen enough to know. 

Beer and hockey. Go Sharks!

Beer and hockey. Go Sharks!

TBT.

TBT.

People that say, “If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.”, are masturbating all wrong.