TBT: Gambling with Grover
What is it with everyone and their questions this morning? Where’d you learn to drive? Will you marry me? Why’d you say that to my baby?
Veronica Parker ~ Better Off Ted
Can I borrow the lie you’re living when you’re done with it?
You want compromise, how’s this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott’, but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I’m goin’?
Phil Leotardo ~ The Sopranos
It takes patience and commitment to beat somebody to death with a rubber chicken.
"When he was a young player he would maybe in the 3rd quarter say, ‘Hey coach, I can beat my guy deep.’ After he’d played for 5 or 6 years, the national anthem just finished and he was right next to me saying, ‘Coach, I can beat my guy deep.’ I said, ‘Cliff, we haven’t even played a down yet, how do you even know who your guy is?’" ~ John Madden
Don’t forget the face, cocksucker. There’s gonna be a tomorrow.